unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.


unamusedsloth:

Office Safari. [source]

obsessedwithspn:

coolsail:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

 saving people

hunting things

the family business

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

❝it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.❞
– (via gorillamunchies)

subtle:

nostalgia is fun for like 5 seconds and then it’s just really painful


four-toed-creed:

this is so great

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

image

THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW


goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME