gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

It’s 7 and I’m already buzzed. Living the good life


Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]
❝You did not love me,
You just loved the fact that I was here for you.
You loved the attention I gave you,
You loved the fact that I would drop anything for you.
You did not love me, but god,
I loved you.❞
tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

oireachtas:

spinthefandom:

pointtoesforwhat:

oireachtas:

Summer bucket list item #72: try macarons ✔️😋 I tried a pistachio flavor and a chocolate flavor. They were so good! And I felt like a real tumblr girl for eating them. #cleveland #postdanceclass #summer2014 (at Cleveland Ohio (Downtown))

I love how there is nothing Irish dancey about this photo, but I can tell you are an Irish dancer by your legs.

Omg it’s true. I was like who the heck is that… Oh shes an irish dancer. Your legs gave it away lol

Lol 😜

the shirt though - any clevelander irish dancer could see it, the girl from my school wore her polo on dress down days

oireachtas:

spinthefandom:

pointtoesforwhat:

oireachtas:

Summer bucket list item #72: try macarons ✔️😋 I tried a pistachio flavor and a chocolate flavor. They were so good! And I felt like a real tumblr girl for eating them. #cleveland #postdanceclass #summer2014 (at Cleveland Ohio (Downtown))

I love how there is nothing Irish dancey about this photo, but I can tell you are an Irish dancer by your legs.

Omg it’s true. I was like who the heck is that… Oh shes an irish dancer. Your legs gave it away lol

Lol 😜

the shirt though - any clevelander irish dancer could see it, the girl from my school wore her polo on dress down days

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

mrs-hudscn:

i’m an independent teenage girl who needs a job and a better social life and good grades and help when ordering food at restaurants and actually i’m not independent at all please help

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

fartgallery:

Type your url: fartgallery
Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy
Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery
Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url