At jacks family reunion where people drink all day starting at 10
It’s 7 and I’m already buzzed. Living the good life
Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]
You just loved the fact that I was here for you.
You loved the attention I gave you,
You loved the fact that I would drop anything for you.
You did not love me, but god,
I loved you.❞
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
i’m an independent teenage girl who needs a job and a better social life and good grades and help when ordering food at restaurants and actually i’m not independent at all please help
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
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Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—